Masonic Media: Secret messages in commercial broadcasts
I thought that the X-Files and its short-lived spin-off Millenium was the last major attempt by Freemasons to pass instructions coded into broadcast media, but as I was watching television the other night, I saw what can only be a resumption of those messages.
Amateur students of Masonic Konspiracies have most likely missed the commercial tie-in of Burger King and Spongebob Squarepants, but it did not escape me that this is a blatant attempt to pass along coded messages, and perhaps to insinuate the hidden Masonic agendas into our youth culture.
For those who may have missed the commercials, they are an ingenious method indeed; most adults would not bother to watch commercials aimed at pre-teens, and what could be a more innocuous cartoon than Spongebob? That’s the genius of the plan.
But think about the character itself: Spongebob Squarepants is a square-shaped creature, a geometric shape to which Masons frequently refer. The commercial features the rather creepy Burger King. The term “King” is too obvious for me to reference, and I won’t go into the minutiae about how “Burger” refers to the German-Austrio Hapsberg royal house. But the tie-in itself obviously references an alignment of the Freemasons – who have notably been allied with the British House of Windsor – with other members of the European royal houses. It’s not clear if the Freemasons are severing their relationship with the Windsors, or if (more likely) there is to be a merging of the lines in preparation to a One World Order.
I’m sure that there is no need to mention that the original Illuminati were from Austria.
And it wasn’t lost on me that using “rap” music was an intentional signal. Masons frequently use “raps” of gavels in their secret ceremonies, and by co-opting an old tune by “Sir” (another clue about royalty!) Mix-A-Lot was meant to catch the attentive ears of brother Masons in the English-speaking countries.
The commercial features a number of otherwise shapely young women dancing to this “rap” music, all of them wearing square-shaped boxes in their pants, which they display – indeed, call attention to – by their rhythmic shaking. Once you look past the overtly sexual innuendo, one realizes that they are shaking their “booty”, a reference to the riches to be gained by controlling the world’s monetary supply.
A secondary reference, though, is that “booty” is a term associated with pirates; pirates have been in the news lately, and alert konspiracy researchers will no doubt be aware that Freemasons may have descended from the heretical Knights Templar who escaped the purge of 1307, many of whom were rumored to have taken ships and plied the Mediterranean and southern European coasts. These ships were known to have sailed under a flag on which was a picture of a skull with crossed bones – a gruesome image with is still referenced by Freemasons even today.
And in case there are still some doubting Thomases, the 30-second commercial is really just an edit of a much longer, 2-1/2 minute message that is being broadcast through the YouTube medium. I haven’t had time to decipher the entire code, but I have managed to secure a copy of the text, which I have verified by listening to the commercial a number of times. I would appreciate any help or insights from other Masonic konspiracy experts in further deciphering what appears to be a message of callipygian importance.
I like square butts and I cannot lie
Squid and Sea Star can’t deny
When a sponge walks in, four corners and his pen
Like he got phone book implants, the crowd shoutsAll the ladies stare
Dang those pants are square!Swimming through the seaweed tangle
Is a butt with sharp right anglesNow Sponge Bob, I wanna get witch-ya
‘Cuz you’re making me rich-ah
Underwater, we keep it grungy
‘Cuz everybody knows that ‘He so spongey!’Ooh, Rumplespongeskin
You dance, but your hips don’t bend
So groove it and move it
If you got caboose, then prove itSponge Bob is dancing
And Squidward is glancing
He’s hatin’… wet
He’s got Sponge Bob runnin’ his setI’m tired of all these chairs
They don’t accommodate these squares
Take the average box tell him that
You gotta have square backMr. Krab! Yeah!
Patrick! Yeah!
Has Sponge Bob got the butt? Oh yeah!
Then shake it, now shake it
Shake it, now shake it
Shake that cubicle buttSponge Bob got back
Naw, dude, I said cubicle, not booty-ful. Don’t trip.Yeah baby, when it comes to sea life, curves ain’t got nothin’ to do with Bob’s selection.
2 by 2 by 2 square trousers, working that black belt, looking like dotted lines.
That’s how Sponge Bob like to rock them threads baby.A word to the DC sponges who wanna get wit it
And watch Sponge Bob kick itI gotta be straight when I say you gotta scrub ’til the break of dawn.
Bob got it goin’ on
Been known to rock him a thong
Them round butts won’t admit it
But they’d wear that gear if they could fit itYou can draw his body on paper
His waistline really don’t taper
Your girlfriend wants to squeeze him
Wanna push his pores and tease himBut Sponge Bob ain’t gonna have too much of that squeezin’
You other sponges don’t want none ……unless you rock square buns!
To the new sponges in the magazines
You ain’t it Miss Thang
We rock them cubes, gals and dudes
Put it down at the goo lagoonSome other box must get jealous
At the moves that come from square fellas
See Bob and they wanna get him
But Sandy Cheeks she won’t let ‘emIf you happen to wander on land
And you wanna be a square butt fan
And drive the crew right to Burger King
And give that sponge a ringSponge Bob got back!
It’s difficult to understand just what this message means. I’m counting on everybody reading this to share their insights so that we can figure it out.
the whole sponge bob series is a “masonic story”
sponge bob is a mason
squidword is a jew
patrick is christian
spongebob’s granny is english, driving teacher is french
sandy is “the feds”
@If you happen to wander on land
And you wanna be a square butt fan
And drive the crew right to Burger King
And give that sponge a ring@
I would assume that is a suggestion to get in contact with local masonry through burger kings, if you are alien there and need help urgently.
@Some other box must get jealous
At the moves that come from square fellas
See Bob and they wanna get him
But Sandy Cheeks she won’t let ‘em@
That means that masons are actualy vested by federal government.
@And Squidward is glancing
He’s hatin’… wet
He’s got Sponge Bob runnin’ his set@
masons got hands on money managed by jews
@A word to the DC sponges who wanna get wit it
And watch Sponge Bob kick it
I gotta be straight when I say you gotta scrub ’til the break of dawn.
Bob got it goin’ on
Been known to rock him a thong@
word to brothers in DC: prepare to cover us up, we are going to be active this season
The commercial aired after Barack OBama was sworn into office, BOB also a “funny” kid way of referencing GOD (i.e. “I swear to Bob”), in this case an announcement who they believe is now their leader or king (again GOD is of course the KING OF KINGS so they are mocking Him as well). So BOB is referencing who the Masons know as their ruler saying he’s(whomever it is) back and this is starting/happening now “Sponge Bob is back”: “he(Bob) is back. The first verses, before he speaks not raps, are stating that now is the time to come out and publicly show you are a Mason “Ooh, Rumplespongeskin You dance, but your hips don’t bend So groove it and move it If you got caboose, then prove it” so we can weed out who isn’t “swimming through the seaweed tangle, is a butt with sharp right angles” and the dividing and imprisonment/containment of those who aren’t “When a sponge walks in, four corners and his pen, Like he got phone book implants, the crowd shouts” also meaning we will find who is for real and who is faking/not and get you. “Now Sponge Bob, I wanna get witch-ya ‘Cuz you’re making me rich-ah, Underwater, we keep it grungy ‘Cuz everybody knows that ‘He so spongey!’” …and… “Sponge Bob is dancing And Squidward is glancing He’s hatin’… wet, He’s got Sponge Bob runnin’ his set, I’m tired of all these chairs They don’t accommodate these squares Take the average box tell him that You gotta have square back” all means that the masons and whomever joins them will be “on land/dry” dancing and rejoicing in all the RICHES where as those who oppose will be “wet” (i.e. the “underwater” reference) and the “grungy” reference meaning they will keep the conditions of the non-believers very bad and tormenting for them. Then, Spongebob is dancing: the masons are rejoicing with riches, living the high life… Squidward is glancing, he’s hating, wet: the non-believer folks are detained only to watch and not join, therefore, don’t live the high life; again, here with the “wet” distinguishing remark. He’s(Squidward or the non-masons) got Spongebob running his set: meaning: we took everything you owned and it’s ours now. “I’m tired of all these chairs They don’t accommodate these squares Take the average box tell him that You gotta have square back” means: other masons tell the “average squares” (or non-masons/general public) to sit with us and live the high life you have to become/join us.
Now, the speaking part says “Naw, dude, I said cubicle, not booty-ful. Don’t trip.Yeah baby, when it comes to sea life, curves ain’t got nothin’ to do with Bob’s selection”:means that it doesn’t matter what you look like “Bob’s selection” has to do with only if you believe and convert to what they(masons) believe and worship, do as they do, say as they say, abide by their rules by swearing your life/signing your soul over to them and their organization/religion/whatever or, again, you will be cast into the sea(or you’ll be “wet” with the other non-believers). The SEA aspect may also be their way of mocking God and the Bible because it says Satan and his followers will be cast into the burning sea forever more…”2 by 2 by 2 square trousers, working that black belt, looking like dotted lines.”: means it’s time to wear the masonic robes and do accordingly to their laws. Also, the numerology may have some play here as “2 by 2 by 2″ may be referencing “666″, numbers and numerology are very biblical and holy. Also, the animals for Noah’s arc went marching 2 by 2 into the arc and that’s how they were saved, they’re saying do it and you’ll be safe with us. And the “black belt” obviously the color black to represent satan, evil, darkness, hell, etc. “That’s how Sponge Bob like to rock them threads baby”: means that’s how Bob,satan, their leader wants it so do it…..And on to the second set of verses. “DC”, obviously, represents the other masons in government and politics, “I gotta be straight when I say you gotta scrub til the break of dawn” saying get ready to really have to cover us up at all times and be on top of it…”Them round butts won’t admit it, But they’d wear that gear if they could fit it”: is mocking the non-masons saying if they weren’t so stubborn in their ways of belief instead of just converting to ours they would do the same as we are with our power and riches so don’t feel bad…”You can draw his body on paper, His waistline really don’t taper, Your girlfriend wants to squeeze him, Wanna push his pores and tease him, But Sponge Bob ain’t gonna have too much of that squeezin’”:taper means to diminish which means to make less impressive, this verse means that their leader is the one and only and there will be others who try to be him (draw him on paper meaning a false leader) but that won’t be a problem because their “Bob” will know and this won’t hurt him and he won’t feel threatened even though others might fall for it (“your girlfriends want to squeeze him”…and…”but Sponge bob won’t have too much of that squeezing”)…”You other sponges don’t want none…unless you rock square buns”: is either another warning saying convert and follow orders or else or it’s saying starting now do as we tell you only with the “mason approved” activities, stuff, etc….”To the new sponges in the magazines, You ain’t it Miss Thang, We rock them cubes, gals and dudes, Put it down at the goo lagoon”: This is enforcing their control over the media and celebrities saying they have control over a lot of people (gals and dudes alike) out their so watch for them in the media and do as they tell you through the commercials, movies, videos, songs, etc. and for the up and comers in fame or “new sponges in the magazines” that “you ain’t it Miss Thang” meaning you will be nothing unless you join us and do our rituals “put it down at the goo lagoon”….”Some other box must get jealous, At the moves that come from square fellas, See Bob and they wanna get him, But Sandy Cheeks she won’t let ‘em”: means that non-believers and others on the inside that want to be Bob will attack their Bob but they have protection, “Sandy Cheeks”, and they will not succeed…..”If you happen to wander on land, And you wanna be a square butt fan, And drive the crew right to Burger King, And give that sponge a ring”: the “wander on land” refers to the “wet” non-believers again saying if you’re a non-believer and you want to convert and live their high life and style then do as you must to become a mason i.e. the rituals and all they do to become a part of their brotherhood and you will wear their ring literally referring to their mason rings that the members wear. Burger King must be referencing their head quarters or temple or what not, the place to go to become one of them…..”Sponge Bob got back!”: again, their Bob or satan is back, he’s here.